WOOF

It was an exciting game from the first pitch to the final out, but unfortunately the Dodgers came up short for the fifth consecutive game.

No, you know what, that's too nice of an introduction. The Dodgers sucked ass tonight and just may cause me to take a baseball bat to the personal belongings in my apartment. Tonight's loss marks the longest losing streak of the season, and comes at just the wrong time. A complete fail by Manny Ramirez (0-4, 4 Ks) and Casey Blake (also 0-4, 4Ks) contributed to the giant goose egg laid by the middle of the Dodger batting order (0-16, 10 Ks).

How, you ask, can I have this post up so quickly following the loss? I started typing it as a reverse jinx in the top of the eighth inning. Didn't work.